tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214806.post2597468968038373118..comments2023-10-26T04:30:25.160-07:00Comments on Craigorian Chant: PredictionsThe Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08523670703459279989noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214806.post-58702247689304058032008-01-03T13:37:00.000-08:002008-01-03T13:37:00.000-08:00I predict John McCain will beat Hillary Clinton in...I predict John McCain will beat Hillary Clinton in the November election, the result of some misplaced Ohio votes being found in Karl Rove's office on November 11.<BR/><BR/>The irony will be that McCain dies of old age two days before the election, thereby uniting Hillary with John Ashcroft in the ranks of politicians defeated by dead people.<BR/><BR/>Even though the Democrats insist that a dead McCain will be a better president than Dubya, Chief Elector Scalia decides that McCain has earned a well-deserved rest and declares that the winning vice-presidential candidate, Ayatollah Huckabee, should move into the White House. Huckabee then appoints Guiliani in drag to be his first lady, oops, I mean vice president.<BR/><BR/>Happy New Year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214806.post-37358400481309960922008-01-03T13:25:00.000-08:002008-01-03T13:25:00.000-08:00There is no such thing as an inevitable Democratic...There is no such thing as an inevitable Democratic victory. Even if a Democrat is running unopposed.<BR/><BR/>All it takes is a Republican to step up and say he forgot to cast a write-in ballot. Sen. Reid would then genuflect, say "Yes, Master", and declare the election null and void.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6214806.post-65394467829537738952008-01-01T17:48:00.000-08:002008-01-01T17:48:00.000-08:00I predict that the stock market will be down for t...I predict that the stock market will be down for the first half of the year and up in the second. So move your money into cash and bonds until mid June and then move it back to stocks/index mutual funds.<BR/><BR/>Also, I predict that there will be at least one traffic jam on Interstate 5.Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01957257388149890556noreply@blogger.com