The Equivalent of Leaving Girlie Shampoo in His Shower

When you have a girlfriend, nothing is safe from being cutesy-fied. Not even your blog.

We all get lonely sometimes

Oh, dear ... it seems everybody is seeking bailout money these days. Even the porn industry.

"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Larry Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."

Merry Christmas

If you have holiday guest this week and are unsure of how to keep them entertained, this ought to work.

Hours of fun, I tell you. Hours.

My high score is 13.

Guest what?

Thanks, Craig, for the keys to the kingdom.

Here's one of MY favorites: Essayist/comedian David Sedaris on undecided voters:

"To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."

Aren't liberal gay men FUN?