February 14, 2007

Hearts for Everyone

I would like to take this opportunity, on Valentines day to declare that I am, in fact, the father of Anna Nicole's baby.

The question of the day shall be - Who is the hottest Disney princess of them all?

I myself go with Jasmine from Aladdin (mmmm exotic cartoon babe of the East) although Esmeralda from Hunchback is just smoking hot, even if she's not technically a princess.

3 comments:

Archaeogoddess said...

Actually, through the miracle of science, I am the father of Anna Nichole Smith's baby.

I'll have to get back to you on the hottest Disney character. It's a serious choice with far ranging concequences. Maybe it's not the Judgement of Paris, but I shall still take the task seriously.

Love to everyone (platonically, of course).

Tyler said...

Who's Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, I love sluts. Who wouldn't want a total fucking slut whore with a flipper tail?

Anonymous said...

Tyler, Anna Nicole Smith was your rich aunt who just OD'd and left you nuthin.

As for the hottest Disney gal, I've always been partial towards femmes with purple tops, but now that I learn she's viewed as a TFSW by the esteemed readers (or at least one of them) of this blog, I may have to change my vote.