March 26, 2008

Missing Metaphor

Here is a question for you all.

What is an appropriate metaphor for someone with no self-control?

Today I was trying to complete this sentence-

I have all the self-control of a ______.

I couldn't come up with anything. Its hours later, I forget the context of the original conversation, but I still haven't come up with anything good.



Archaeogoddess said...

"politician in a whore house"?
"wall street day trader with a baggy of speed"?
"two year old"?

Just kidding Tyler.

Tyler said...

"a sumo wrestler who just took a shit on a burning tire."

That doesn't make any sense, I just wanted to write it.