Showing posts with label Mmmmmmmmm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mmmmmmmmm. Show all posts

July 18, 2010

Question of the Day

Who would you rather sleep with?

The Old Spice Guy:



or the Most Interesting Man in the World?

July 15, 2010

Can You Un-Defect? Is that allowed in this Game?

If intriguing international spy stuff keeps hitting the front pages like this, I may not need to start watching Covert Affairs to get my tradecraft fix. Of course Piper Perabo makes a strong counter-argument. I could stand to get hotness with my spying. But wait! Real life offers that too!

February 24, 2010

She's Back

You know, I never get tired of using Heather Graham as a metaphor for the Public Option.

December 16, 2009

I Take It All Back

Fight Health Care Reform, get a free trip to Hooters!

There are huge amounts of money at stake in the health care debate, and lots of money being made by bad, bad people. People who are willing to spend a lot of money and say just about anything to kill reform and keep their money. A free trip to Hooters is just funny, but is just the edge of the massive resources being brought to bear to kill HCR.

This is hard

November 3, 2009

I Surrender!

If they are led by Morena Baccarin then I really do welcome our new alien overlords.



Take me! Take Me!

October 26, 2009

You Can Escape McDonald's

If your economy goes far enough out of wack, it is possible.

It takes a pretty nasty crash, so this is not recomended. Think of it as "at least your waistline will go down."

May 16, 2009

Dreams Come True

So lately I took some kick boxing classes and started following MMA. Which has created a new and interesting fantasy: train with Gina Carano, get some pointers, then spar a little and get my ass kicked thoroughly kicked by her. Is this strange?

Anyway, it turns out that somebody gets to live my dream. Sure its a funny little hairy dude from Maxim but still, hope springs eternal:

March 10, 2009

Everybody Beefing

Rush Limbaugh is now getting into it with Newt Gingrich. Not sure who to cheer for in this particular confrontation. But I do like Limbaugh on rampage. There won't be a Republican leader left, after he's finish this ideological thrill-kill spree.

More interesting Meghan McCain, who I've admitted to have some weakness for in the past, launched a full broadside against Ann Coulter. Coulter being evil in high heels, picking a side in this fight comes rather easily.

This is healthy. The GOP is in terrible shape right now. We really do need two real parties, each capable of governing the Country, to make democracy work. The GOP has to work out it's issues if it even wants to get back in power. And that means fights. Lot's of fights. Which have the added bonus of amusing me, so great.

February 12, 2009

She Can Save Us

I'll admit when I hear a solution to the banking crisis called the "Swedish Model" I end up thinking of something more like this:



But what we are really talking about is how Sweden handled its own banking crisis back in the 1990's. Basically we nationalize the insolvent banks, wipe out the current shareholders, sort out the assets, and then resell the banks back into the private sector. Its hard on the current bank management and the current shareholders, but it's the best deal for taxpayers and the best way out of this mess.

Of course lots of people are balking at the word "Nationalization." So I say we tell those people that the banks are going to be taken over by a group of six-foot tall blonds.

We can get everyone behind the "Swedish Model" if we sell it hard enough.

January 27, 2009

Nice

Bill O'Reilly picks fight with Jessica Alba over history and geography,
loses.

December 12, 2008

Old School Hotness RIP


A legendary hottie of the old school, Bettie Page, has died. We here at Craigorian Chant offer a 21 shwing salute in her honor.

June 23, 2008

Question of the Day

How is it that "vanilla" has come to mean "plain" in our language? I am currently sucking on some kind of shake concoction with bits of real vanilla bean floating around in it and this thing is the best. How did such a wondrous flavor get such a bad rep?

February 29, 2008

Uh-Oh

Angelina Jolie has taken to the pages of the Washington Post arguing for staying in Iraq in order to address the ongoing humanitarian crisis.

Which means I have to argue against Angelina Jolie for withdrawal from Iraq.

Darn.

The problem with the humanitarian argument is that the killings and massive displacement of refugees within Iraq came even with the presence of US troops. Our troops did not preventing the refugee crisis. They are watched it. In fact, US policy is actually strengthening the Sunni insurgents and Shia militias behind the killings. The reason why US troop casualties are down is that the US now leaves alone, and even bribes the killers. We are trying to bring the Sunni insurgents into the government. The Shia death squads are already in the Iraqi government. The overall situation is not going to get better. The best we can do is what we have now - just sit and pray that things don't get worse.

Hey, if we want to start sending more aid to help Iraq refugees, I'm fine with that. But keeping US troops in Iraq forever to try and ward off humanitarian disaster in vain will just destroy any future support for humanitarian intervention in this Country.