Senators John McCain(R) and Jim Webb(D) and are going hammer and tongs over a GI education bill. Both are grizzled old war vets, who both make a big deal over being vets and being grizzled. The situation reminds me of the old SNL skit with Robert Duvall and Garth Brooks in a grizzled competition. We are talking a critical mass of short tempered cussedness.
This is really how a bill becomes a law, kids. Its a game of "Who's More Grizzled?"
All I could find was a transcript of the skit. Bonus points for anyone who finds the video.