November 11, 2008

Bonus: You Get a Code Name

The Secret Service code names for the incoming First and Second Families:

Barack Obama - Renegade

Michelle Obama - Renaissance

Malia Obama - Radiance

Sasha Obama - Rosebud

Joe Biden's - Celtic

Jill Biden - Capri

Sure, you have to eat rubber chicken and trudge though the snow of Iowa and give speech after speech after speech and have Sean Hannity tell America that you're a terrorist night after night. But in the end, you get a code name. A really cool code name.

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