March 14, 2005

Headlines

DeLay's Going Down: You'll never take me alive! Texas Republican Declares.

Shiite-Kurdish Deal Collapses: Democracy trips, stumbles, blown up by IED.

SOCIAL SECURITY PRIVATIZATION = LEAD WEIGHT: Well Duh Declares Craigorian Chant.

Almost a Million Lebanese Turn Out to Press for Syrian pullout: 250,000 are Hot.

U2's Bono, Wife to Launch Activist Clothing Line: What The Hell? Declares Craigorian Chant.

1 comment:

Laura said...

Alright, I may be biased here, but in my opinion California's gay marriage ban being declared to be against the state's constitution definitely counts as a damn important headline. Perhaps even more important than Bono's clothing line...