We all get lonely sometimes

Oh, dear ... it seems everybody is seeking bailout money these days. Even the porn industry.

"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Larry Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."