September 3, 2004

Donkey Vrs Pachyderm Convention Scorecard

How did the two conventions stack up?

Themes of Convention: Already talked about this. "A more hopefull nation" We don't need hope. We need hopes answered.
Winner: Donkey

The Daughters: Please. Classy v Not. Material is everything. Cute story of hamster rescue v Sex in the City is something only adults do and never talk about. The Kerry's made you laugh the Bush's made you squirm.
Winner: Donkey

Keynote Speaker: Barak Obama v Zell Miller. The could be the best comparison for the Dems. Obama had poetry. They both blew the doors off the place but Obama is the one worth repeating. Zell was so full of bile that the only question will be how bad will this hurt the GOP.
Winner: Donkey

Other Speakers: The Clintons and Gore vs McCain, Giuliani. Kind of a tie. Good jobs all around. I'm giving this one to GOP mainly to avoid looking like a complete tool and because with the GOP guys we political junkies can speculate who will be running agaist President Kerry in 2008.
Winner: Elephants

Celebrities: Democrats easily win this one. I've been over this before. The only thing that makes this one close is that I'm putting the Govenator in this category. The GOP may have sucky celebrities but their one good one won the biggest state in the Union.
Winner: Donkey

Acceptance Speeches. The only thing that really matters. The rest of this stuff is just fun to talk about. TBD.
Winner: Let you Know in November.

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