February 14, 2007

Hearts for Everyone

I would like to take this opportunity, on Valentines day to declare that I am, in fact, the father of Anna Nicole's baby.

The question of the day shall be - Who is the hottest Disney princess of them all?

I myself go with Jasmine from Aladdin (mmmm exotic cartoon babe of the East) although Esmeralda from Hunchback is just smoking hot, even if she's not technically a princess.

5 comments:

Erin said...

Actually, through the miracle of science, I am the father of Anna Nichole Smith's baby.

I'll have to get back to you on the hottest Disney character. It's a serious choice with far ranging concequences. Maybe it's not the Judgement of Paris, but I shall still take the task seriously.

Love to everyone (platonically, of course).

Laura McConnell said...

Hey!!! Wait a minute...I'M the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby...

And as for hottest Disney princess...I'd have to go for Ariel...all that red hair, plus since she was looking for action before even having a conversation with her Prince, she's got that whole slutty thing going fo her...

Tyler said...

Who's Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, I love sluts. Who wouldn't want a total fucking slut whore with a flipper tail?

larry said...

Tyler, Anna Nicole Smith was your rich aunt who just OD'd and left you nuthin.

As for the hottest Disney gal, I've always been partial towards femmes with purple tops, but now that I learn she's viewed as a TFSW by the esteemed readers (or at least one of them) of this blog, I may have to change my vote.

jess said...

I love that they've gotten sluttier looking. Snow White looks about 12. No chest. Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty have boobs, but are very tastfully covered. Next was ariel. She spend half the movie showing serious belly; A short nude scene (coming out of the water); followed by a tasteful dress showing a tiny bit of cleavage. Belle has some very serious cleavage. And lastly, to Jasmine. She got here in time for the low rise trend. And why did they bother to design her top with straps, but that never stayed up? And there's cleavage of course.
More to the point of the question, I think I'll go for Belle. She's a bit bad ass.