CPAC is the Conservative Political Action Conference, the greatest consentration of Right-Wing nutty you can find outside of...nowhere. It's the gift that just keeps on giving:
It's a good thing I went to the Conservative Political Action Conference this year. Otherwise I never would have known that, despite the findings of the authoritative David Kay report and every reputable media outlet on earth, the United States actually discovered weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, vindicating all of George W. Bush's pre-war predictions. The revelation came not from some crank at Free Republic or hustler from Talon News, but from a congressman surrounded by men from the highest echelons of American government. No wonder the attendees all seemed to believe him.
Go read and know who is in change. Then worry. A lot.