April 16, 2005

News of the Weird

Adam Sandler's Wedding Singer to become Broadway Musical.

Zoo Wants Chimpanzee to Stop Smoking.

John Bolton, a man with no diplomatic skills at all, is going to be our lead diplomat to the UN.

Addition: Chess Grandmaster Garry Kasparov Hit Over Head With Chessboard. You see, it's ironic.

1 comment:

Wingnut said...

I love your News of the Weird! This is much more fun than politics! Your parents should visit more often :)