There are times when I wish I was a conservative. Then I could do a little red-baiting:
In a once-unthinkable setting for a U.S. leader, President Bush took a place of honor on Red Square amid symbols of Soviet power Monday and saluted the greatest military victory of an empire formerly regarded as America's most-threatening enemy.
Bush watched goose-stepping soldiers and flags emblazoned with the Soviet hammer and sickle that recalled the days of communist rule. He sat beside Putin on a reviewing stand next to Lenin's tomb.
Think of the fun I could have. Why our President is in bed with the Communists! He's selling out the County! I am shocked! Shocked!
Like I said, it would be fun.