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November 7, 2005
Trying to wake up this Monday morning? Let's check out some exciting headlines! That should wake you up.
Lobbyist Connected to Gangland Murder.
Interesting, I’m starting to perk up. Ok, how about
Cruise Ship Attacked by Pirates!
That’s pretty exciting. Pirates are always interesting.
Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders Arrested!
They got in a bar brawl! They were having sex in the bathroom! With each other! All-right now I’m awake. Bring on the day!
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