January 23, 2005

Johny Carson, RIP

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Johny Carson

Best line ever, even if not true:

Zsa Zsa Gabor: Johnny, would you like to pet my pussy?

Johnny Carson: Sure, if you move that damn cat out of the way!

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