September 26, 2005
Craigorian Chant in the past has explored the moral and ethical issues connected to making dolphins more intelligence. Thanks to Ezra Klien, we now have some new information on the subject. It appears the military has been experimenting with training dolphins for combat. They are equipped with toxic dart guns. And some of them have escaped in the wake of Katrina. So finally we reap what we sow. Killer dolphins now stalk the oceans of the world. Just think: the last thing you see is the smiling face of a dolphin. And they never stop smiling! Scary isn't it?