So I wake up and I think "You know what would make a great gift on this, the day of my birth? If a major and particular vile member of the GOP Congress were to resign today."
And what do you know? Tom Delay has officially resigned from Congress after giving a nasty and weird goodbye speech. Happy Day.
So while I'm asking, how about a sports car, a hottie, two tickets to the Bahamas and a hundred grand in cash?