Dennis Kucinich drops out. Apparently, whatever deal he struck with Satan only covered his personal life and not his political one:
I kid! I will say that if we want a liberal standard bearer in the race the dude better carry that standard better. If the guy advocating for single-payer health care pulls 1% in a Democratic Primary, people conclude that there's no market for proper universal health care. But really its just that there's no market for Dennis Kucinich.