Well everybody is asking me for predictions like I know something about politics or something.
I calculate that the following factors will all be key in determining the outcome of the election:
The Boss does his thing.
Ralph Nader does his thing.
Eminem does his thing.
Republicans will be jerks.
Iraqi War Dead.
The American People's growing love of Kerry.
The outcome of the Scott Peterson Case.
Game Theory.
I will place all of these factors into a grand equation that will then automatically determine the outcome of the election. I should have all the math worked out by mid-December right before the final recount.
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