January 9, 2006

Mouse on Fire

Here's one for the instant karma file. A man is burning leaves in his yard. Sees a mouse and throws it in the fire. The mouse, now ablaze, runs out of the yard and into the man's house! House goes up, woosh. Serves you right trying to torment a cute widdle mouse like that. For his heroic effort, the mouse was issued the rodent medal of honor with cheese cluster. Posthumously, of course.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I have unfortunately had to kill a mouse now and then, but dropping it on a fire seems unduly cruel, so in this case, I think justice was served.