February 22, 2006

Ways to Make a Million

You could go in with your buddies at the meat packing plant and buy some lotto tickets and get lucky. 365 million lucky But really that's the easy way.

Or if you really wanted to earn it, you and your buddies get together and devise an complex plan to impersonate some cops, take a bank manager hostage, and make off with $43.5 million. Actually, that's 25 million pounds but any way you figure it your a millionaire. Sure the cops are on your ass, but at least you don't have to depend on luck.

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