May 5, 2006

Mystery of Mysteries

Porter Goss, the head of the CIA just resigned. This was a total surprise. The Bush Administration has been doing some house cleaning as of late, but unlike poor John Snow, the Treasury Secretary who has been subject to firing rumors for years, Goss has only been on the job for little more than a year and didn't have any indication that he might be on the outs. There was no reason given by Goss for his resignation.

Now comes the part where everybody tries to figure out the "real" reason he's gone. I wouldn't want to speculate, but here's a hint. The leading theory starts with the letter "H" and ends with an "ookers."

I would be negligent not to point out the out big news of the day is a Kennedy in trouble. But really, when are they not?

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