May 11, 2006

Too Soon

That happened way too fast. It didn't give me any sense of anticipation.

Bush is at 29% approval rating in the latest Harris/WSJ poll.

My cheap champaign didn't even have time to chill. Without sweet, sweet anticipation I'd just be drinking warm, cheap champaign. That's no good.

I'm changing the rules. I'll wait till Bush breaks into the 20's in three major media polls. Three make a trend. I'm holding out for widespread super-mega-unpopularity.

Someday soon he'll hit 29% in a Foxnews poll. I'll toast that.

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